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Peaceful Sunday

Posted by Ray on 04/20/03 at 05:45 PM • Sauerkraut (0) Trackbacks Permalink


As I write this, my wife and dog are sleeping and my 17-month old daughter is quietly playing in her playpen.

Sometimes the happiest moments are the quietest.

Happy Easter to those of you that celebrate it.





So much for my rage...
Raging Kraut




Nobody EVER suspects the Bunny Rabbit!

Posted by Ray on 04/17/03 at 10:29 AM • Sauerkraut (0) Trackbacks Permalink


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Mean lil fellow, arn't you?


What Monty Python Character are you?
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"...for death awaits ye, with nasty, BIG POINTY TEETH!"

Well, it's not so much which "Monty Python" character quiz as much as it's which "Holy Grail" character are you...
Raging Kraut




Ch-ch-ch-changes?

Posted by Ray on 04/16/03 at 12:04 PM • Sauerkraut (1) Trackbacks Permalink


I've lived in the GTA since 1995.
It's been very good to me.
It's also been the scene of setbacks challenges to my career.

The field I work in is almost perfectly aligned with staying in Toronto if I search for other jobs.

The company I work for has a TEMPTING position available in Northern Ontario that was posted yesterday that would make me a PERMANENT employee of the company rather than a CONTRACT employee.

More money, better position in line with ultimate career goal, cheaper cost of living, and the "small-town" quality of life for my kids...

My supportive wife has chided me for even hesitating about making this decision...

My application was e-mailed 5 minutes ago...

More to follow as it happens...
Raging Kraut




When I'm Bad I'm Better!

Posted by Ray on 04/15/03 at 03:35 PM • Sauerkraut (0) Trackbacks Permalink



So which LOTR Villain are you? Hmm??

made by Michelle at EmptySpace.
Raging Kraut




Maybe it won't suck...

Posted by Ray on 04/14/03 at 11:35 AM • News Commentary (0) Trackbacks Permalink


Loyal Kraut Commentor-extraordinaire Greg said in one of his psychic moments that:

The one point that all of you have forgotten is that because Pvt Lynch happens to be attractive, and because the US Media has made such a big deal about her rescue. Pvt Lynch is going to make a huge whack o' dough selling her story to Hollywood. Just think a year from now "Saving Private Lynch" will win Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen their first of many Oscars in the heroic story of how Pvt Lynch took on Saddam Hussein mano-a-mano, and only was injured when he used chemical warfare to temporarily disable her. Luckily the US Special Forces team led by Leo DiCaprio, who also was her high-school sweetheart, rescue her just as Osama Bin Laden is about to take her virginity.


Posted by Greg at April 6, 2003 03:10 PM


Well today, CNN reports that they will make a TV movie "with or without her family selling her story". Nice way to screw a hero. TV is already crappy enough as it is: how many crappy movies of the week will we have coming out of this war. Well at least it will give all of those unemployed Saddam-decoys something to do...And they won't even have the decency to PAY HER for her own story!

Greg: Considering you've already got a story outline (and you can use Raging Kraut's archive as proof!) I think you should get a manuscript to NBC as quickly as possible before the other weasels get their payday.



I would've thought that Hollywood would've been ALL OVER THIS! They might even produce something watchable...They would at least be able to afford DiCaprio...

Do I smell a left-wing conspiracy to bury the war stories because they don't want to be on-side with the current government?

Could they actually be putting their principles AHEAD of profit?

Has hell truly frozen over?

Has my insanity finally taken over?
Raging Kraut




Barenaked on the Web

Posted by Ray on 04/13/03 at 10:26 AM • Entertainment (0) Trackbacks Permalink


The Barenaked Ladies are blogging at http://www.bnlblog.com.

It's not like they need my promotion - however me having the words "barenaked" and "ladies" should at least drive some more net traffic my way...
Raging Kraut




Capitalism at its finest

Posted by Ray on 04/11/03 at 12:54 PM • Business (0) Trackbacks Permalink


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Absolutely hilarious. They're now selling T-shirts of head-in-sand Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf...

How long will his career last as 2003's I didn't do it boy?

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UPDATE: Check out www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ for some more choice quotes from Goebbels-lite.
Raging Kraut




The Sky In My World is Whatever the Hell Colour it Actually is That Day

Posted by Ray on 04/10/03 at 01:28 PM • News Commentary (0) Trackbacks Permalink


My belief has always been that people will change interpret the facts to suit their beliefs, rather than have the facts challenge their belief structure.

- That's why the piece of filth that comes home and beats his wife and kids thinks of himself as a "good guy" because he earns a paycheque.
- That's why people who steal things from work can sleep at night, because they can't consider their company as a victim.
- That's why if you were against this war before it started, you're probably still against it despite the scenes of happy Iraqis, drunk with the heady brew of liberation.

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Iraqis deface a mural in Khaaneqin, the first major northern city to fall to coalition forces

- That's why if you were for this war before it started, you would still be for it after this:

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Ali Ismaeel Abbas, 12 was left badly burned and missing both arms after a coalition missile attack


"When the facts change I change my mind. What do you do?"

--John Maynard Keynes

Raging Kraut




Where are my Scissors?

Posted by Ray on 04/08/03 at 05:40 PM • Sauerkraut (0) Trackbacks Permalink


You know,

My biggest pet peeve when it comes to office etiquette is people who touch my laptop screen when trying to point at something in Excel...

KEEP YOUR DAMN GREASEY FINGERS TO YOURSELF OR I'LL CUT THEM OFF!!!



I mean, why? Why do they have to actually MAKE CONTACT with my screen? Now they've gone away and I have this little grease dot on my screen...

Leave my poor screen alone.

Please.
Raging Kraut




Vanity Plates

Posted by Ray on 04/08/03 at 12:57 PM • Sauerkraut (0) Trackbacks Permalink


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Here I was thinking I'd found something new, when my wife beats me to the punch

In internet time, ya snooze ya lose I guess...
Raging Kraut




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