"belinda stronach" nude

So I was browsing the Kraut's sitemeter logs and nearly fell off my chair I was laughing so hard. There it was, as plain as day, a Shaw subscriber from the Pacific time zone found their way to this blog Googling none other than....

"belinda stronach" nude

AND

Ugly Feet Part 2

For the Flea, who forgets how ugly they were:

Ready for my closeup, Mr. de Mille

This one is for all you wonderful people out there in the Dark!

via Chris Taylor, who got a much more disturbing result

Satellite Radio, Baby

I've lived with my satellite radio for almost 6 months now and there's no way IN HELL that I'm EVER going to give it up.

But, you say, it's just RADIO. What the hell could possibly be so damn good about it that you pony up $12.99 American Dollars every damn month for it?

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• Jerry Doyle


• Laura Ingraham


• Sean Hannity


• Fox News which my political overlords have deemed too dangerous for me to listen to.

When I need to cleanse the palate of right wing ribaldry I check out Air America and various other left leaning shows for a mirror into the corrupted soul of American "liberalism." I use quotes because I believe that the classical liberalism of the early 20th century shouldn't be thrown out with gnarled distorted version that trots around today.

But I digress.

Why is satellite better? No commercials on the music channels, every variation of music style, news, talk, sports (every damn NFL game broadcast, it would've been hockey too, but...)

You want to know why this isn't some passing fad?

You aren't gonna leave me are you Ash?

You are an Evil Dead Zombie. The spirits of the
dead took over your body in a lonely cabin, and
now it's your job to kick some Ash ass. Sadly,
while you'll succeed in beating the bejeezus
out of Ash repeatedly, he will ultimately wipe
you from existence. You can only be killed by
bodily dismemberment.


What kind of Zombie are you?
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via the Flea

Restoration

Which British Literary Period are you? Restoration 1660-1785--Pope, Swift, Johnson. Times they are a changing. You're very cynical and you like looking out for the little guys. You have a sense of humor a lot of people just don't get.

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Well, that makes sense.

Via the Flea.

'Buttocks...gusset...bicycle saddle'

For those of you who have only seen the American version of Coupling with the bland, forgettable American actors, check out the BBC version available on DVD, BBC Canada/America or some PBS stations.


JEFF MURDOCH. The craziest of the bunch, you have a
tendency to embarrass the hell out of yourself
while making no relevant sense whatsoever. But
that's what makes you interesting, right? When
you're not talking about Captain Subtext, Melty
Man, or the giggle loop, you're probably making
a horribly bad attempt at picking up a girl.
Let's just hope in the future, you won't say
anything as bad as that time with the Israeli
girl and her interpreter in the pub...


Which 'Coupling' character are you?
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Whiny Bitch alert

Well, at least I'm not Wesley Crusher.

Anakin Skywalker

Springfield, USA

For those of you trying to find your way to Troy McClure's Springfield Heights estate for disgusting fish-fetish parties...

The big map of Springfield, USA

Staplerfahrer Klaus

Oh my God this is the most hilarious Safety Video ever. It takes a couple of minutes to get going and has one of the best ending gorefests since Evil Dead.


This is Klaus. It's his first day on the job.

This one had me laughing so hard my eyes started streaming tears.


You DON'T need to understand German in order to laugh at this one.


This is Rudi. It's his last day on the job (I think...It is kinda open for a sequel)