Cannibal Daddy

Many many years from now, my daughters' psychotherapists will uncover repressed memories of their Daddy re-enacting scenes from Dawn of the Dead (not the 2004 version) with themselves playing the part of tasty humans...

Don't look at me like that.

They're having fun, really...

I can't really be doing that much harm...

I mean, my youngest (age 2 and 2 months) started bawling when she thought I was going to pass her by and not bite her. Suitable monster moaning, baring of my teeth, an ineffectual shuffling zombie lunge toward her and she was laughing louder than she does when she watches The Wiggles (I actually think that some of those guys are zombies, but I digress)

It's not like I'm really biting them and infecting them with zombification...





Well it is more fun writing about this than the sorry state of politics at this time...