Charge Moore

Deliciously ironic considering how wonderful he thinks Canada is...

Of course he won't spend any jail time in Canada, but a charge by Elections Canada will effectively bar him from entering the country...thus keeping him from talking with local Canadian morons who show up in his films.

I'm talking specifically about those Canadian losers in Bowling for Columbine who talk about how lovely it is here and how there's no gun crime and people don't lock their doors at night because everyone in Canada doesn't have guns and don't kill each other like the barbarians to the south.

I ask my friends in Toronto, Mississauga, Montreal, Vancouver...Kelowna: do you leave your doors unlocked at night? I remember the crime beat reports on Pulse24 in Toronto, which I still sometimes watch on satellite; hardly the utopia of tolerance that Moore states we have here, using 3 idiots to speak for 30 million people.