I warned you Canucks fans...

In this post I spelled out how I'm a jinx to hockey teams I support...

For a quite reasonable amount of money I was willing to spare your team from the wrath of my affections...

But you, my Western Canadian friends were too cheap to spare your darling Vancouver Canucks.

I checked my email, the comments to the post in question -- nothing. Not a nickel, dime; not even a penny for your "team."

Now this is all on your head. I tried to be reasonable, but you have forced me to make good on my threat, to seal the fate of this team.

With these words I now curse the Vancouver Canucks -

GO, CANUCKS, GO!

And before any of you point out that I'm a "bandwagon jumper" I'll retort that "bandwagon jumper" is the very definition of the Vancouver hockey fan.

Deny it. I dare you.