Starting a Personality disorder

It's weird. I've started referring to my online persona in the third person: as in "The Kraut thinks" or "The Kraut will talk about that..." when stating what I'm going to write about to my girls (my wife, daughter and puppy: yes, I talk to my dog about weblogs.)

But it's amazing to think about how you can compartmentalize some of your thinking processes into a seperate entity. In the dream I detailed here I really did introduce myself as Raging Kraut and not by my real first name.

So that leaves me with three distinct personalities-

• Ray- the guy in the real world


• Raging Kraut - the wannabe witty guy writing this blog


• and Helmut - the insane German chef that inhabits the kitchen and harasses passers-by with profanities and silly accents.

Of course many of my friends would say that I already had several personality disorders from long long ago...