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There is also the "mouth-feel" when speaking the word 'fuck'. The undeniable satisfaction of the top teeth pressing down on the bottom lip followed by the release of breath and the click at the back of the tongue.
I hate to bring this up because it is soooo obvious. But, there is that classic Monty Python routine about the word "fuck."
Here is the transcript for those who may not have heard or read it in a while:
"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck.' Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, 'fuck' is the only word that is referred to as the 'F-word.' It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
"'Fuck,' as most words in the English language, is derived from German; the word Fleichen which means 'to strike.' In English, 'fuck' falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance: 'John fucked Shirley.' As an in-transitive verb: 'Shirley fucks.' It's meaning's not always sexual. In can be used as an adjective, such as 'John's doing all the fucking work.' As part of an adverb, 'Shirley talks to fucking much.' As an adverb enhancing an adjective, 'Shirley is fucking beautiful.' As a noun, 'I don't give a fuck.' As part of a word, 'Abso-fucking-lutely' or 'In-fucking-credible.' And, as almost every word in a sentence, 'Fuck the fucking fuckers.'
"As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of 'fuck.' As in these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud: 'I got fucked at the used car lot.'
Dismay: 'Aww, fuck it.'
Trouble: 'I guess I'm really fucked now.'
Aggression: 'Don't fuck with me, buddy.'
Difficulty: 'I don't understand this fucking question.'
In query: 'Who the fuck was that?'
Dissatisfaction: 'I don't like what the fuck is going on here!'
Incompetence: 'He's a fuck-off.'
Dismissal: 'Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?'
"I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
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Here is the transcript for those who may not have heard or read it in a while:
"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck.' Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, 'fuck' is the only word that is referred to as the 'F-word.' It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
"'Fuck,' as most words in the English language, is derived from German; the word Fleichen which means 'to strike.' In English, 'fuck' falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance: 'John fucked Shirley.' As an in-transitive verb: 'Shirley fucks.' It's meaning's not always sexual. In can be used as an adjective, such as 'John's doing all the fucking work.' As part of an adverb, 'Shirley talks to fucking much.' As an adverb enhancing an adjective, 'Shirley is fucking beautiful.' As a noun, 'I don't give a fuck.' As part of a word, 'Abso-fucking-lutely' or 'In-fucking-credible.' And, as almost every word in a sentence, 'Fuck the fucking fuckers.'
"As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of 'fuck.' As in these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud: 'I got fucked at the used car lot.'
Dismay: 'Aww, fuck it.'
Trouble: 'I guess I'm really fucked now.'
Aggression: 'Don't fuck with me, buddy.'
Difficulty: 'I don't understand this fucking question.'
In query: 'Who the fuck was that?'
Dissatisfaction: 'I don't like what the fuck is going on here!'
Incompetence: 'He's a fuck-off.'
Dismissal: 'Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?'
"I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
"Say it loudly and proudly: 'FUCK YOU!'"