Too Much Three's Company as a child...

So I'm having that dream again:

I'm Jack on Three's Company and I hear noises in Janet and Chrissy's room. I creep out of bed in the dark and wander towards their room. I have a Polaroid in my hands and am expecting to get some decent instant photos.

I wait for the right moment, kick the door open, but instead of Janet and Chrissy in a naked, wet embrace I see Mr. Roper.

He's wearing black leather chaps and nothing else (Aiii, my eyes!).

"I've been waiting for you Jack. Maybe you can tell me what to do with this?"

He's holding his plunger (no, not that one, the one from the show...)

-- I awake screaming and clutching the blankets. It was only a dream. It was only a dream. It was only a dream.




Well, my friend Jen was saying that I was getting too political.