The scene: The kitchen. Centre of the Kraut household. It's just after dinner and Rue is perusing the 'net while princess Boo-Boo the first is busy scribbling with her crayons in her high-chair. Ray (the Kraut) is holding a crying 3-week old Brenna as they all sit around the too-small kitchen table...
Ray (holding Brenna): ya know, if I had tits I could help with her a lot more...
Rue (smiles): If you had tits a lot more of your guy friends would show up more often.
Ray: If I was a woman, we'd be a damn hot lesbian couple...
Rue: If you were a woman we could pick up ANYBODY by offering a threesome!
Ray: Hmmmmmm...
Rue: Hmmmmmm...
Brenna: Waaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Raging Kraut
Sorry to contradict, but you would be one scary-looking woman.
[Rue] on 01/24/07 11:09 : With bated breath I await your return to blogging. [go]
[Rue] on 01/24/07 11:09 : With bated breath I await your return to blogging. [go]
[Rue] on 01/24/07 11:09 : With bated breath I await your return to blogging. [go]
[Rue] on 01/24/07 11:09 : With bated breath I await your return to blogging. [go]
[Rue] on 01/24/07 11:09 : With bated breath I await your return to blogging. [go]
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