Wildlife outside the Window

The Kraut and his lovely wife Rue are staring out of the kitchen window at the sidewalk across the street...

Kraut (staring at an upper-teens-aged girl across the way): "...No, I think she's just dressed slutty."

Rue: "Working girl."

Slut/Working girl gets into beat-up 70's Buick and the car hauls ass out of the apartment block's driveway in an impressive ludicrous show of white trash testosterone...

K: "What, and she gets into the car without negotiating?"

R: "Probably one of her regulars."

Enter 20-month old Princess Boo-Boo, 1st born heir of the Krautdom.

Boo-Boo: "buf-FY!!!"

K: "Wanna narc on her?"

R: "Only if her 'beau' parks in front of our driveway again. Moron."

K: "Ah, I see, so it's not disgust at the flesh trade, per se?

R: "Did you just say per se?

K: [in astonishment] "I think I did."

R: "po-SEUR!"

Boo-Boo: "Buffy! Buffy!

BUF-FY!!!"

K: "I think your wrong. I just think she's white trash with 21st-century skank fashion sense. Too bad "C" (name suppressed to protect the guilty) wasn't here- he has the incredible mystical power of "whore-sense."

R: "Pardon?"

K: "Yeah, he can spot a prostitute at 500 yards from a moving car and distinguish her accurately from background girls dressed slutty. He's incredibly accurate at detecting the ones that make guys pay versus the ones that give it up for nothing...The only problem is that at that distance he can't tell whether they're good-looking whores or not. So when he approaches to distinguish that fact, they detect him and start offering him all kinds of nasty things -- Or at least that's what he tells me."

R: "What a useless Super-Power..."

Boo-Boo (sobbing): "buffy?"

cue Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme in the background. Boo-Boo smiles and starts to dance...